Fat and The Moon Kooch Quench
A parched yone is susceptible to all kinds of bummers. Think of the last time you forgot your water bottle in the car. After a 4 mile uphill hike, that seemingly innocent trail song your friend KEEPS singing starts to feel like a rusty nail embedding itself in your brain, cutting you off from your morality and all memories of good times had with said friend- all you can think about is survival. Who knows what you would be capable of under such circumstances? Just think of the healing effect of a tall glass of lemonade in those conditions! Phew! Peace! Harmony!
Let’s sing another round, friend- I’m ready for good times!
The Kooch Quench is a tall glass of ice cold lemonade for your vagina. Some bacteria and yeast thrive in and promote a dry cha cha. Coconut oil infused with chamomile and lavender make for an antiseptic, anti-inflammatory environment causing those uninvited guests to bounce. Dryness can occur for other reasons, and discomfort down under puts the brakes on good feels. The Kooch Quench does a stellar job at supporting cell repair, so if you’re healing up post birth or have hecka yoni dryness- this salve is a great aid. Can be used as a lubricant, but not with condoms!!!
Part of the medicine of this salve is its staying power. The beeswax helps to keep the plant infusion in place. To start, warm up a pea size amount with CLEAN HANDS and apply to the outside, and just within the yone.
Product Ingredients:- chamomile*
- lavender* infused coconut oil*
2 fl oz